Noing me, Noing you....

i previously sheduled the days march 27th and 28th off. I am going out of town that weekend. Not noing that i have to work that weekend. Could it be possible to work this weekend to make up for next week? I will gladly appreciated.

How did this person get out of elementary school?

And as all best friends do when you just can't seem to find your words, Princess Sparklepants has provided this analysis:

Wowsa. Maybe we should dissect this line by line. Granted, this was IM'ed, but still:

hello Evanessence i previously sheduled the days march 27th and 28th off -distinct lack of commas, deficiency in capitalization (though, nicely, she did capitalize Evanessence's name), missing "c" in scheduled.

I am going out of town that weekend. -so okay that you start to think the first sentence was a fluke.

Not noing that i have to work that weekend. -Then, you realize, this was just to sucker you in. "Noing" is my new favorite special word. Again, with the capitalization issues, and... you are left wondering. Wondering! Not knowing that she has to work that weekend, what? WHAT? Is this ambiguity intentional, or is she just dumb? We don't know!!

Could it be possible to work this weekend to make up for next week?
- I just want to tell her, yes! Yes it could be possible. ANYTHING COULD be possible. Would it, though? Hard to say. Sigh.

span style="color:#cc66cc;">I will gladly appreciated.
- I, too, will be gladly appreciated. Possibly posthumously. But definitely by anyone who appreciates the inanity of awful grammatical skills. Like you.

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