Bless her sweet little old heart

Had the following conversation with a sweetheart, an old-lady admin in Hartford, Connecticut, this afternoon, via instant messenger:

DP:

"Your too much....."

Me:

DP:

"I just got one of these from RM.... they are sooo cute....love 'em."

Me:

"What's that?"

DP:

"those little yellow heads.."

Um. What? You misuse "Your" and then expect me to not be surprised if you are unfamiliar with emoticons? Granted, I am not a huge fan, but... seriously? "little yellow heads"?

I love this a whole, whole, whole lot.